“Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Q: What is Thor's favorite food?
Welcome back. (Apparently yesterday's joke was no good, but I like this one) Robin: "Holy disappointment Batman, ... my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved ones is just poison in your veins. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. “Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
posted to Pee Wee’s Burger Shack Stack.KFC says: "TUGG A WAR !" Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. But if you need to end a war, you call Wonder Woman.” Think of your health. Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
posted to Write a Funny Caption for This Photo. Given the basic parameters of Batman, different creators could play very different music.” “Ryodan says softly, “Holy strawberries, Dani, we’re in a jam.” He can drive his golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. They're getting extinct in the world. Batman’s superpower isn’t only his money. posted to Write a Funny Caption For This Photo.blue angel says: "ahhh! When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Kid, you won't believe it, I shat myself. but Elton starts to cry. You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Gentlemen. anonymous706 says: "Who's hungry for potatoes!"
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Speaking of which, here is a collection of all our favorite Batman puns and jokes. Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! “Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams.” I'm just ahead of the curve. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. Batfleck’s joke about his superpower as being rich in the Justice League movie was an understatement. Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.”
Enough? - The Joker” Batman is also really smart. He then jumps off the cliff and dies.He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”18 holes a day, and he still finds the time for golfing.She's old enough to order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95 if she calls 1-800-441-2400. There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors. -The Joker” Dropped at the first sign of trouble.
"I just got married and as I was laying in bed about to make love to my new wife she said to me,”honey I have to tell you I have made love before tonight.”Britney Spears , Elton John and Tiger Woods are walking along the street. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! Your feast is nearly over. You shouldn't do that. One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one.A dog walks through the jungle forests, when suddenly a tiger threatens to devour him.This is because of their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average 2 story colonial home can't jump very high.It was really messy, so out of courtesy we tried wiping it off while profusely apologising.The US and Russia have gone to war. “Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.”
“These characters were like twelve-bar blues or other chord progressions. If you don't believe me, go to a paint store. "Fred, come quick, a sabre-toothed tiger just entered my mothers cave!
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Totally idolizes themThey were teeing up on the 9th hole and Jesus drives the ball right onto a patch of grass in the middle of a lake. Tiger agreed and off they went. Purchased Tiger Woods book “18 of my favorite holes”... and it was about golf. You're not! Nightwing Batgirl ... 9GAG has the best funny pics, gifs, videos, gaming, anime, manga, movie, tv, cosplay, sport, food, memes, cute, fail, wtf photos on the ... the daring young man on the flying trapeze.
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Even if you'd like to be. It gets to the point where, when they are halfway up the cliff, the Tigers fan yells, "This is for Detroit!"