That was decided months ago — years, really. — Albus Dumbledore"Anyone can speak Troll. “Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother! Thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick. (Harry, just being greeted by Percy) “Harry!” said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. — Luna Lovegood"'The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.'" — Albus Dumbledore"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. “want to come upstairs and practice?”“No, thanks,” said Harry. ©2020 - HarryPotterquotes.info - All Rights Reserved.
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Harry Potter: Harry’s 5 Funniest Quotes (& 5 Most Heartbreaking) The hero of Harry Potter is a character who is equally inspiring and relatable. ‘And quite honestly,’ he turned away from the painted portraits, thinking now only of the four-poster bed lying waiting for him in Gryffindor Tower, and wondering whether Kreacher might bring him a sandwich there, ‘I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.’""Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving." Fun is an intimate fragment of human life. — Albus Dumbledore"Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?" — Ginny Weasley"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." Funny Harry Potter Quotes. ― Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"I think we've outgrown full-time education ... Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?," — Fred Weasley"Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way.’" ― Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up — it always does in the end."
‘It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. All you have to do is point and grunt." So you'll never know which side he's on. ... just the quotes should do it).
— Albus Dumbledore"Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right." The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.George looked up in time to see Malfoy pretending to faint with terror again.“That little git,” he said calmly. Check 'em out now! ― Albus Dumbledore"Don’t let the muggles get you down." ― Hermione Granger"It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live." At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.“So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-““All right, all right. Funny Harry Potter Quotes will be your choice when you are looking for ultimate fun. 'Never be ashamed,' my ol' dad used ter say, 'there's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth botherin' with.'" Looking for the best Harry Potter quotes that sum up the magic of the series? Harry potter might be one of the greatest novel and movie series, it was so perfect and eye catching. These are eminent between the individuals that use to work on computers. Register now for a free lifetime membership, and enjoy posting topics and replying to threads from other members in an ad free environment. “Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute – in case you get to near a Dementor.” Crabbe and Goyle sniggered.“Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,” said Harry. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. “Absolutely spiffing.”“Mum!” said Fred as though he’d only just spotted her and seizing her hand too.